Song Description

"70s rock song" by the fictional band "The Guards" from their album "The Best of The Guards". Created by writer/producer team Muller and Patton.

Lyrics

The Prince of Capow
Is going to dine with us tonight
Do all that you can
To see that his highness feels alright
Keep the conversation light
Don't talk too much or you might
Start to bother him

The Prince of Capow
Appreciates theatre and Art
So when he arrives
Be sure that you all do your part
To keep a smile in his heart
Keep him amused and aroused
And keep his goblet full.

The Prince of Capow
I'd be remiss not to mention
Pays particular attention to the girls -it's true
So just be aware
There's an excellent chance his
Famous royal advances will be made to you

The Prince of Capow
From his crown down to his toes
Is often arraigned
In robes of soft satin rose
But every Capowian knows
That in the Emperor's clothes
The Prince is quite a sight

The Prince of Capow
He has an appetite that's famous
So tell the cook not to shame us
Cuz he'll be here soon
We'll need a boar
And a whole lot of mutton
When that glutton starts struttin'
Through our dining room.

I hear his palace has a thousand stairs
I hear his chest has a thousand hairs
I hear his bed holds a thousand wives - Who cares?

The Prince of Capow
Visits just once in a season
So do all you can within reason
In the royal bed
If you refuse
To let him try you at pleasin'
He could try you for treason
Just don't lose your head...