Song Description
Funny song about a friend telling a guy how much he's changed.
Song Length |
3:11 |
Genre |
Country - Contemporary |
Tempo |
Fast (151 - 170) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Subject |
Comedy, Funny |
Similar Artists |
Hank Williams, Toby Keith |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
OLD JOHNNY WOULD HAVE DONE IT
JOHNNY, LOOK AT YOU NOW, YA CORPORATE KISS BUTT HIGH BROW
THE KIND OF GUY WE USED TO JOKE ABOUT
WITH A WIFE, 2.5 KIDS, AND A CAT, WHAT GIVES
DUDE YOU DRIVE A VOLVO, AND YOUR BILLS ARE PAID
YA GOTTA GARDENER, AND A LIVE-IN MAID
AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE THE GUY I GREW UP WITH
YOU KNOW VEGAS IS JUST THREE HOURS AWAY
COME ON WHAT DO YOU SAY
OLD JOHNNY WOULD HAVE DONE IT, HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN
ROLLIN' THE DICE UP A GRAND BY MIDNIGHT
THROWIN' BACK SHOTS IN THE NEON LIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT
OLD JOHNNY WOULD HAVE DONE IT, ANOTHER ROUND KEEP 'EM COMIN'
STUMBLE RIGHT INTO A FIGHT OR TWO, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE GUY THAT WE ONCE KNEW
OLD JOHNNY WOULD HAVE DONE IT
JOHNNY, WASN'T IT YOU SLIDIN' BY IN HIGH SCHOOL
FINDIN' EVERY WAY TO BREAK THE RULES
CUTTIN' CLASS, SMOKIN' GRASS, AND HAULIN ASS IN YOUR GTO
WE WERE THE KINGS THE NIGHT WE CAUSED THAT BIG SCENE
FOUND A WAY TO PLAY A PORNO ON THE DRIVE-IN SCREEN
SEVENTEEN, DON'T SEEM THAT LONG AGO
JULT LEAVE HER A NOTE WITH SOME LAME EXCUSE
SIN CITY'S CALLIN' YOU
(REPEAT CHORUS)
ALL WORK AND NO ,WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
SO HOW ABOUT IT , CAN JOHNNY COME OUT AND PLAY
(REPEAT CHORUS)
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