Story Behind The Song
Girl meets and falls for an idiot.
Song Description
You're a big, fat, lying, stupid, twisted, confused, lazy, dim-witted, slow, idiot, but nothing my parents, friends, relatives, neighbors, classmates, teachers and strangers say can convince me not to love you, no matter how hard they try, and try and try. Over and over again.
| Song Length |
2:11 |
Genre |
Rock - Punk, Unique - Unclassified |
| Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
Mood |
Livid, In High Spirits |
| Subject |
Dysfunctional Relations, Relationship |
Similar Artists |
The Cure, B-52'S |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Rant One
I love you, but you?re makin? me sick.
I love you, more than a thirty-cent BIC®.
You don?t know ?bout this love in my heart.
You don?t know what?s on sale at Kmart®,
But I love you.
Rant Two
Cling to me like mold on old pizza.
Bring to me all your bleachers and seats.
I don?t believe you when you say you don?t need me.
I don?t believe you and the garbage you feed me,
But I love you.
Yes I love you.
Lyrical Half-Rant
Why can?t we just get past this clutter?
Our bread?s covered with rancid butter.
If we try, I know we can make it.
You can use my car, but don?t break it.
And I love you.
Rant Three and ½
If you left me, then I know I would die.
If you left me?well, at least I would cry,
Because it hurts me, knowing you run around.
Yes it hurts me to buy beef by the pound,
But I love you.
Rant Four and ½
You?re so stupid! You?re as dumb as flat beer.
Yes, you?re stupid! And a pain in the rear,
But you know that I?ll love you forever.
And you know when my plane goes to Denver
And I love you.
Yes I love you.
Oh, I love you.
I really love you.
I love you.
And I love you.
Did I mention that I love you?
Well, I love you.
I love you!
I love you?you idiot.
©2004 Raymond Zrinsky
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