I Don't Ski

Song Length 3:08 Genre Unique - Children, Spoken Word - Humor
Tempo Slow (71 - 90) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Language English

Lyrics

I Don?t Ski

I don?t ski,
I?ve got a bad knee
Please let me be
I don?t wanna ski

I don?t ski,
But that?s just me
You may disagree
You wanna ski, feel free

I don?t ski
Pardon me
Rather go climb a tree
Or stay home and have tea

I don?t ski,
My little chickadee
It?s too bourgeoisie
I have no pedigree
And I?m no V.I.P

I don?t ski
Check the slopes and you?ll see
I don?t ?apres? or ?pre?
They call me ?absentee?

I don?t ski
I hereby decree
So get away from me
And M.Y.O.B. cause
I don?t ski

I don?t ski
Not on snow, lake nor sea
Not on one or three
Tell the powers that be
I?ll be in my RV
Headed for Miami

Lyrics Hemberger, Hemberger, Mayo, Rasero Music Hemberger, Hemberger, Mayo, Rasero
Producer Hemberger, Hemberger, Mayo, Rasero Publisher Hemberger Music, Raserosongs, Melodious Thunk Music
Performance The Renovators Label Berger Platters
This track is on 3 Member Playlists
Playlist Creator Playlist Name Date Added
The Renovators Blues Faves 2/9/2010
Fred Bob Boehm My Top Songs 9/10/2007
Fred Kimmel My Top Songs 9/10/2007

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