| Song Length |
2:37 |
Genre |
Pop - Rock, Rock - General |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Troubled, Affable |
Subject |
School, Comedy, Funny |
| Similar Artists |
Weird Al Yankovic, Weezer |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Stay in School
Copyright Ric Seaberg 2012
I guess I shoulda stayed in high school
I wouldn't be on the skids
I mighta learned how to read and how to
Get along with other kids
I guess I coulda taken
algebra...maybe basic math
I mighta learned how to do my taxes and other stuff like that
(Bridge)
I get so pissed that I cant calculate how much to tip a porter
And I don't understand the poetry in the New Yorker
Solo
(Bridge)
I get so pissed that I cant calculate how much to tip a waiter
If I had stayed in school my vo- cah- bew-lurrie'd be greater
I guess I shoulda stayed in high school
What super bowl is it dude?
Cuz I don't know my roman numerals
So basically I'm screwed.
Yeah I can't tell what super bowl it is
Cuz I dropped outa school