Lyrics

THE BIG SCREEN

I guess it showed up about a year ago
In the biggest box I'd ever seen
It was a hundred four inches diagonal
And came with TIVO and PIP

The wife looked at me like I'd lost my mind
I said Hon you're gonna love it too
You'll never have to leave this house again
It's got the Home Shopping Channel for you

Chorus:
Now it's on all day
Regis, Dr. Phil, and The Price Is Right
It's on all night
Cops, Law & Order and CSI
Some folks say
It seems a little bit extreme
But life look's so much better on The Big Screen

In about a week she was down with it
And the kids were on board too
Playing X Box in their pj's and dirty sox
Like there was nothin better to do

I got Football, NASCAR, and Monster Trucks
And with my subwoofer under the couch
I feel every touchdown, crash, and bang
It drives the dog right outta the house

Chorus:
Now it's on all day
Regis, Dr. Phil, and The Price Is Right
It's on all night
Cops, Law & Order and CSI
Some folks say
It seems a little bit extreme
But life look's so much better on The Big Screen

Bridge:
The grass is three feet high
Rent is overdue
But life ain't passin us by
We're gonna catch it all later on Pay Per View

Chorus:
Yeah, it's on all day
Regis, Dr. Phil, and The Price Is Right
It's on all night
Cops, Law & Order and CSI
Some folks may say
It seems a little bit extreme
But life look's so much better on The Big Screen

Yeah, life looks so much better on The Big Screen
On The Big Screen
Oh, on The Big Screen
Yeah, on The Big Screen

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