Story Behind The Song

A man with a relaxed attitude

Lyrics

Born To Be Mild


I never drive the car past 50
I find a Fiat Punto nifty
If a driver flips me I just smile
.........Born to be mild

I never cross the street on red
By 10 o'clock I'm in bed
I hate Jerry Springer and that guy Kyle
........Born to be mild



I never raise my voice when shouting
I grout when my wife says "Get grouting"
Personal abuse won't get me riled
........Born to be mild

Chorus

I get criticised for hours on end and never get too fussed
My wife can throw a plate at me and I'll give it a dust


Verse

I never swear even when provoked
I get unchoking when the sink gets choked
I dial again if I misdial
........Born to be mild


I queue quietly if I have to queue
If I was slandered I would never sue
Over reaction is not my style
.......Born to be mild


© Robin Grimmond 2012