Story Behind The Song
A woman's priorities
| Song Length |
2:10 |
Genre |
Rock - General, Rock - Indie/Low-Fi |
| Tempo |
Fast (151 - 170) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Cross |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Don't Leave The Seat Up
You can drink all day, stay out all night
Come home at 3 and cause a fight
Smash some plates and break some cups
But don't you ever leave the seat up
You can be unfaithful and have affairs
Have liposuction, dye your hair
Create havoc all over town
Don't ever not leave the seat down
Chorus
You can take the 10 Commandments
And break them every day
But don't you ever think about
Leaving the toilet seat the unclosed way
Verse
You can make lentil soup without lentils
You can go around with uncapped dentals
You can run around all over town
Don't forget, got to leave the seat down
You can spread all sorts of rumours about me
Even try to start World War 3
Behave like the very muckiest pup
But don't you ever leave the seat up
Chorus
You can take the 10 Commandments
And break them every day
But don't you ever think about
Leaving the toilet seat the unclosed way
Verse
You can rob the local grocery store twice
Have chips with curry instead of rice
You can use a sentence without a noun
But don't ever not leave the seat down
© Robin Grimmond 2012