Lyrics

Bad Hair Day

Went to my dentist the other day
Strapped on that lead vest and I floated away
He smiled down at me,
and I heard him say through the haze,
"This never hurts much,
for patients that pay."
I've had a bad hair day.

I was late to the bus stop,
but the bus wasn't late
I decided to walk home
it was such a nice day
My face felt like lead,
and my hair looked like hay
I smiled at some children,
and I scared them away
I've had a bad hair day.


Stopped at the library
but my books were overdue
Stopped at the newsstand
but I couldn't stand the news
Stopped at the barbershop,
they were all out of mousse
I may be blond but this blond boy is blue!


I went back home and I looked in the mirror
I saw that I'd only shaved half of my beard
My bangs were uneven,
and my part had disappeared
I guess Lyle Lovette has nothing to fear
I've had a bad hair day.


Maybe it's this and maybe it's that
Maybe you blame it on wearing a hat
It doesn't matter if you're thin or you're fat
Sometimes it sticks up and sometimes it flat
When you've had a bad hair day


I never realized I was such an old fart
I always thought I had
some blood in my heart
That's just cholesterol
and it's clogging my arteries
My hairline recedes and my life falls apart!
I'ne had a bad hair day
I've had a bad hair day
I've had a bad hair day