Lyrics

I did four years in the service
marching all day in the sand
And I survived somehow foreign water and Army chow
'Cause I was a mean fighting man

And when my hitch was finished
I said goodbye to my sarge
Now I ain't lost my nerve, but the only guys I serve
Ever since my discharge

Are Captain Morgan and Colonel Sanders
We hit no man's land ev'ry night
It's take no prisoners, there's no bystanders
In our greasy, drunken fights
Empty bottle bucket of bones
Life in general's good now that I'm home
With Captain Morgan and Colonel Sanders

Now I run a loud jackhammer
In a t-shirt uniform
But fixin' these Houston streets in hellfire heat
Feels Kind like Desert Storm

And that tough new boss-lady
I swear she wears combat boots
I give her my respect, 'cause she always signs my check
But the only ones I salute

Are Captain Morgan and Colonel Sanders
We hit no man's land ev'ry night
It's take no prisoners, there's no bystanders
In our greasy, drunken fights
Empty bottle bucket of bones
Life in general's good now that I'm home
With Captain Morgan and Colonel Sanders

Now I ain't lost my nerve, but the only guys I serve
Ever since my discharge
Captain Morgan and Colonel Sanders
We hit no man's land ev'ry night
It's take no prisoners, there's no bystanders
In our greasy, drunken fights
Empty bottle bucket of bones
Life in general's good now that I'm home
With Captain Morgan and Colonel Sanders
Captain Morgan and Colonel Sanders