Lyrics

MATCH DOT COM
Russ Still ©2006

I turned single at 48 it's been 30 years since my last date
My idea of a night on town was me and my buddies runnin around
I didn't know where I could find a lady who I could wine and dine
My last date was at the senior prom So I checked out match.com

I'm signed on to match dot com, I'll be a datin phenomenon
I'm gonna be the next Don Juan, Look for me on match dot com

Made up a sexy username I know how to play this game
My profile says I'm 6 foot 3, sensitive, hate sports TV
Waited weeks for a reply, then got a wink that caught my eye
Said she was blue eye blonde, petite, and when did we want to meet (I got a date!)

I'm signed on to match dot com, I'll be a datin phenomenon
I'm gonna be the next Don Juan, I'm a stud on match dot com

When I went to meet my prize, she was nothing like she'd described
5 feet tall, the same around, she said ?hello darling?? with a whiskey sound
I tried not to look surprised, but I was feelin paralyzed
When said I was gonna be her man, that?s when I turned around and ran

Deliver me from match dot com, don?t wanna be the next Don Juan
My dot com drive is up and gone, sign me off of match dot com


I must a lunatic thinking this online dating thing was gonna work
No body tells the truth on these things
Blonde and petite? Who was she trying to fool?
Deactivate my profile! Get me off this thing!!