Lyrics

KING SIZE VELVET ELVIS
By Scott Bischoff
© 2002


I?m dressed from head to toe in gold lame?
Sideburns, platinum shades and southern drawl
As the comb glides through my jet black hair
I close my eyes and say a prayer
To the KING SIZE VELVET ELVIS on my wall

Got my rhinestone cape and I?m ready for tonight
Gonna see my girl and we?re gonna have a ball
We?ll stare all night with devoted glee
At the holy gift she gave to me
The KING SIZE VELVET ELVIS on my wall

CHORUS:
There?s something bout those velvet eyes
They burn right through my soul.
From the great beyond I hear him speak to me
He says that I?m the chosen one who has to carry on
His music, fashions and philosophy

I watch TV with a magnum 45
In case Robert Goulet shows his face at all
If he does I?ll blast the screen
To the tune of the shattered glass I?ll sing
To the KING SIZE VELVET ELVIS on my wall

CHORUS: (Repeat)

I ?m the living, breathing tribute to the king
I?ll sing his songs until I get the call
To that Graceland in the sky
Beckoned by those velvet eyes
Of the KING SIZE VELVET ELVIS on my wall