Lyrics

COME TO BELGIUM

HEY I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I LIVE IN A LAND WHERE IT'S EASY TO STAY MAN
YOU SHOULD TRY IT HERE
ALL IS OK VERY GOOD BEER
WE HAPPY IN MANY WAYS
JUST LIKE "THE FONZ" IN THE HAPPY DAYS
ALL I SAY : JUMP A PLANE TAKE A TRAIN MOVE YOUR ASS

COME TO BELGIUM

NOW YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
THERE'S A COUPLE OF THINGS I WANT YOU TO SEE BRING CASH LOTS OF CASH EVERYTHING YOU BUY IS VERY EXPENSIVE
ENJOY YOUR RENTAL CAR
TRAFFIC JAMS YOU WON'T GET FAR
WE'RE USED TO BE CONFUSED IN THIS BEAUTIFUL LAND

MAD COW SICK PIG LAMB CHOPS
STEAK FOR EVERYBODY
COMBATS RIOT GANGS ROBBING BANKS
GETTING KILLED WHILE SHOPPING
HORMONES BODY BAGS FRENCH FRIES
& MAYONNAISE
NEW KING NEW QUEEN
WITH A SMILE FOR EVERYBODY

COME TO BELGIUM

IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTERS HOW HARD YOU TRY
IT DOESN'T ALWAYS MATTERS FROM WHERE YOU ARE
YOU HAVE A BIG CAR AND A HOUSE ON THE BEACH
ENJOY OUR FRENCH FRIES AND OUR MAYONNAISE

ENJOY YOUR RENTAL CAR
TRAFFIC JAMS YOU WON'T GET FAR
WE'RE USED TO BE CONFUSED IN THIS BEAUTIFUL LAND
BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE