| Song Length |
2:42 |
Genre |
Country - Rock |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
In High Spirits, Sociable |
Subject |
Cats, Kittens, Existence |
| Similar Artists |
The Traveling Wilburys, Weird Al Yankovic |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Courts And All
The judge in town really knows me well, how many times I've seen him, I can't tell.
He says his ulcer is because of me; he took away my car and he took my keys.
Now it seems that I can't get a date,
None of the girls like the word "probation".
Seems that my lovelife has hit a wall;
I need to find a girl that loves me courts and all.
The sheriff knows my name by heart, he keeps my arrests on a betting chart.
His handcuffs have my name engraved, my speeding tickets are prepaid.
And it seems that I can't get a date,
None of the girls like the word "probation".
Seems that my lovelife has hit a wall;
I need to find a girl that loves me courts and all.
She doesn't have to be beautiful, just help me when I'm on parole.
She's got to know the land, she's got to know the law;
I need to find a girl who loves me courts and all.
Maybe someday I'll turn it all around, and fit right in the culture of this town,
But as for now, I'll just be myself, and frame my mug-shot on my shelf.
'Cause it seems that I can't get a date,
None of the girls like the word "probation".
Seems that my lovelife has hit a wall;
I need to find a girl who loves me courts and all. (repeat - fade)
copyright 1998 by Melissa Richard & Tom Sparks