Song Description
Explanation: This is a song from the point of view of a man in the process of becoming a woman, or, perhaps more appropriately, a song about the journey of a women trapped in a man's body going through the process to become who he/she really is. It was inspired by watching a great new Netflix series called Orange is the new Black, which you can read about at:
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Orange_Is_the_New_Black/70242311?trkid=2361637
| Song Length |
1:56 |
Genre |
Unique - Comedy, Unique - Parody |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Similar Artists |
Weird Al Yankovic |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Half & Half
My breasts so large, they're so sexy, the men will gawk and stare
My butt is firm, my legs are sleek, I like it when I'm bare
I'm shopping for a tighter skirt these heels are just genius
My panties are so very tight, they hold my huge penis
(chorus)
I'm halfway there, well on my way, I'll get there soon I know
This journey to become myself really begins to show
But during this interim time I'm straddling the line
I'm half woman and half a man, got some of yours and mine
The doctor says the final cut will really do the trick
A nip and tuck, a pull and tug, will do the final kick
I'm saving everything I got to get me to the place
Where I can finally feel at home inside with perfect grace
(repeat chorus)
(bridge)
No longer trapped, I took a stance to really set me free
Who gives a shit whether or not I stand or sit to pee!
(repeat chorus)
Explanation: This is a song from the point of view of a man in the process of becoming a woman, or, perhaps more appropriately, a song about the journey of a women trapped in a man's body going through the process to become who he/she really is. It was inspired by watching a great new Netflix series called Orange is the new Black, which you can read about at:
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Orange_Is_the_New_Black/70242311?trkid=2361637