Song Description

Take a fun ride into the zany bizarre musical world of Stuck With Green. Think Beck meets Frank Zappa, Nine Inch Nails meet Andy Samberg, Prodigy with a Saturday Night Live sense of humor. Life is full of hardships...let's not make it harder on ourselves. Let's have some fun, and here's the music to have some fun too!

Lyrics

I love my little lady
There's no debating that
But when we disagree
I need reflexes like a cat
She'll put you in a headlock
She'll strike below the belt
If you're highly sensitive
It won't be any help
So if you're in a corner
Take these simple steps
There's a likely chance
It will result in angry sex
Be careful what you do
Be careful what you say
If you set her off
You'll need to take a stand this way

Move to the left
Swerve to the right
SERPENTINE
Then pimp-slap yo bitch!

Don't provoke a beating
Till you hide all pots and pans
Canned foods, silverware
Are all deadly weapons
Use the metal trash can
For body armor too
Cover vital organs
It's the least that you should do
Sometimes it gets physical
She moves fast like a blur
I put on my boxing gloves
My mouthpiece is secure
Practice on your speed
Or you assuredly will lose
Make your defense better
With one offensive move

Move to the left
Swerve to the right
SERPENTINE
Then pimp-slap da bitch!