Song Description

Santa Clause goes insane and slaughters all of the Reindeer on the rooftops Christmas eve. He and the elves then have an orgy after ingesting the magical Reindeer brains.

Lyrics

Three quarters to the left of far right, you could see
Santa Clause on his knees eating the reindeer
His beard was filled with little hoofs, and the magic marrow was all over the roofs
The children, fast asleep, would never know the goings-on in Santa's midnight show
One by one the reindeer came, merrily merrily merrily, they saw no shame
They knew that whatever Santa did, it was right
But nothing could suffice his appetite, for little reindeer hoofs

It was when St. Nick was nearly done, his work displayed for everyone
that he saw the glow of red in the snow
It reminded him of the pitter-patter back when things used to matter
Mrs. Clause was happier then...
The elves were all there, taking part in the horrid affair
You see, Santa gave them something special to drink,
something that would make them unable to think

They scooped out the brains with their candy canes

[Santa's bag was filled with reindeer parts, and soon he'd have the little children's hearts
For it was their dreams he sought, in the psychotic plot and his list would lead him to their every thought]