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MMM, When I was young,
My sis would invite her friends,
Slinky, sultry, sluts, over for the weekend.
Ecstatic euphoria, would elate my very soul,
As I viewed the slender bodies,
Through her bedroom keyhole.
Then came the day, dad gave an ultimatum:
Either I move ?out the house,
Or I?d suffer some incision.
It seemed that I had done nothing,
But let him down,
And proved that I was nothing
But a pleasure seeking clown.

Swine! Swine!

Well I added on some weight
From a few too many beers,
A little loss of sight, and a few newfangled fears.
So after tests and therapy, and analysis,
They could only come up with one diagnosis.

Now I?m barely middle aged,
I?m old before my time,
Prematurely gray, decrepit body, filthy mind.
The days melt like butter,
The nights are frozen clay.
I look at myself in retrospect,
And all that I can say...