Lyrics

Hello Little 'Darlin
T. Edwin Doss t.edwindoss@wildblue.net 2403513024

My horse turned up lame. 'Cowboys lost the game . was 'sittin in the corner of a bar. My pockets were empty. That redhead was 'temptin. I smelled like my burned out cigar. Last drink on my table made me feel quite unstable. Didn't know how things could unfurl. I was a 'staggerin goof. Was 'feelin bullet proof... Went over.. sat beside that young girl .
Chorus: (I said) "Hello little 'darlin...How are you 'hon ? Excuse me for 'askin why you're 'totin a big gun? Don't mean any harm but the tattoo on your arm reads, " I shoot to kill " . I'm handsome and hot. Would you buy me a shot? Maybe pick up my tab, if you will. "
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Sat in a patrol car, but I didn't get far I'd already thrown up in the back seat Bartender tried to make me stop..'cause she was an undercover cop.. working her bar room beat. She handcuffed me real tight . I was high as a kite 'thinkin she was 'doin sexy things to me. Found out the truth quick right before I got sick.. when that nice lady officer said to me:
Chorus: "Hello I'm sergeant Lewis. How are you fool? Excuse me for 'sayin, but you've lost all your cool. You have slobber on your chin from 'drinkin way too much gin...for you, 'actin stupid is an art. You've gone in your jeans..I don't give a hill 'o beans.. Your breathalyzer test is way off the chart. "
So the moral here is at hand...Better think once again before you approach a red head you're out to peg. Through the 'winder of the bar...look for an unmarked car..... before you put your greasy hand on her leg.
Chorus: "Hello little 'darlin...How are you 'hon ? Excuse me for 'askin why you're 'totin a big gun? Don't mean any harm but the tattoo on your arm reads, " I shoot to kill " . I'm handsome and hot. Would you buy me a shot? Maybe pick up my tab, if you will. "
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