Song Description

A man lowers his standards an picks up a substandard chick

Lyrics

Psycho Hosebeast

Artist: The Boogie Monsters
Album: Live From Yo Mama?s Kitchen

Well I was standing in the corner by the juke box
Just checking out the room trying to find me a new fox
Then in my face from I don?t know where
Came these googly eyes and crazy black hair
She was jumping around swinging her hips
She was looking at me and licking her lips

I said now hey now baby won?t you leave me alone
She said I?ll give you my number, you call me at home
Yeah, whatever it takes to make you gone
Yeah, I?ll do what I need to move you along
She said well won?t you ask my name at least
I said I know who you are, you?re a psycho hosebeast

Now it?s 10 years later, I can?t win a fight
I find myself in trouble almost every night
I said it?s my way or the highway
Now I?m living in my camper out in the driveway
Well the more I drank the better she looked
Yeah, I took her number and wrote it in my book
I said I?ll save it here for a rainy day
I?ll be damned if it didn?t start raining right away
Well those were the days and they?re all in the past
For the last 10 years, she?s been riding my ass
Psycho hosebeast