Song Description

The next raunchy, country bar, beer drinkin' , sing-along anthem

Lyrics

It?s been 2 weeks since your surgery,
but I?m a victim of sexual burglary
While you?ve been recovering I?ve been all alone
I?ll do what I need to take care of you
and anything else that you need me to
But the fun we had seems to upped and gone

I get close to give your medicine,
but when it comes to bed you won?t let me in
I?m getting tired of the same old song
Even though you?re feeling better today
you still tell me to stay the hell away
It?s not fair to make me wait so long

CHORUS:
I?VE BEEN FEELING DEAD SINCE YOU?VE BEEN IN BED
SO IF YOU WANT ME TO FEEL ALIVE
LET ME TAKE YOUR BOOB JOB FOR A TEST DRIVE
DANK-A-DANK

I know your boobs are probably sore
and you don?t want to mess up that surgical scar
I don?t want you to think that I?m unkind
I?ve played in the garage and I?ve worked in the yard
But the play got boring and the work got hard
And I can?t get those two things off my mind

CHORUS

Now I?ve been watching too much MTV and
those spring break girls are really getting to me
If we do it once is it really a sin
Your new boobs are a spectacular sight
and your T-shirts fit so nice and tight
Can you blame me if I want to jump right in

CHORUS x 2

Playlist Creator	Playlist Name	Date Added
Brian Cunningham	Something Funny	11/17/2011