Song Description
A hilarious look at holiday weight gain and how your friends and family won't cut you any slack for those extra pounds you put on from over eating at Christmas.
| Song Length |
4:03 |
Genre |
Unique - Holiday |
| Tempo |
Multiple Tempos |
Lead Vocal |
Mixed Vocals |
| Subject |
Comedy, Funny, Holidays |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
The Twelve Pounds of Christmas
On the first pound of Christmas my true love said to me
Your butt still looks good to me
On the second pound of Christmas my true love said to me
I really didn?t notice and your butt still looks good to me
On the third pound of Christmas my mother said to me
You?re big boned, I really didn?t notice and your butt still looks good to me.
On the fourth pound of Christmas my mother said to me
Are you retaining fluid, You?re big boned, I really didn?t notice and your butt still looks good to me.
On the fifth pound of Christmas my friends all said to me
The dryer shrunk your jeans, Your retaining fluid, You?re big boned, I really didn?t notice and your butt still looks good to me.
On the sixth pound of Christmas my father said to me
Cut back just a little, The dryer shrunk your jeans, You?re retaining fluid, You?re big boned, I really didn?t notice and your butt still looks good to me.
On the seventh pound of Christmas my father said to me
Don?t go back for seconds, Cut back just a little, The dryer shrunk your jeans, You?re retaining fluid, You?re big boned, I really didn?t notice and your butt still looks good to me.
On the eighth pound of Christmas my sister said to me
That?s not on Weight Watchers, Don?t go back for seconds, Cut back just a little, The dryer shrunk your jeans, Are you retaining fluid, You?re big boned, I really didn?t notice and your butt still looks good to me.
On the ninth pound of Christmas my sister said to me
I wouldn?t wear that spandex, That?s not on weight watchers, Don?t go back for seconds, Cut back just a little, The dryer shrunk your jeans, You?re retaining fluid, You?re big boned, I really didn?t notice and your butt still looks good to me.
On the tenth pound of Christmas my brother said to me.
Schedule liposuction, I wouldn?t wear that spandex, That?s not on weight watchers, Don?t go back for seconds, Cut back just a little, The dryer shrunk your jeans, You?re retaining fluid, You?re big boned, I really didn?t notice and your butt still looks good to me.
On the eleventh pound of Christmas my brother said to me.
Grazing is for cattle, Schedule liposuction, I wouldn?t wear that spandex, That?s not on weight watchers, Don?t go back for seconds, Cut back just a little, The dryer shrunk my jeans, You?re retaining fluid, You?re big boned, I really didn?t notice and your butt still looks good to me.
On the Twelfth pound of Christmas my Mirror said to me.
Sooie, pig, Sooie, Grazing is for cattle, Schedule liposuction, I wouldn?t wear that spandex, That?s not on weight watchers, Don?t go back for seconds, Cut back just a little, The dryer shrunk your jeans, You are retaining fluid, You?re big boned, I really didn?t notice and your butt still looks good to me.
Babe your butt (what can I say), Yes your butt (she takes after me) Your butt still looks good to me.
Tom Zigler
© 2005