Lyrics

Sailor Dexter wearing tight white pants
Miner Sinister a man of romance
Holding hands behind the golden shield
Their love that forever sealed

Hello, it's nice to see you again
Please help us to save Wisconsin

Me! Oh! My! Left mitten
Me! Oh! My! I'm smitten

Wielding rope and a mean pickaxe
Fighting back when we're under attack
Protecting Sconnie's from the Legislature
Plowing forward to a better future

Hello, it's nice to see you again
Please help us to save Wisconsin

Beep. Beep beep. Beep boop beep.

Boys of the flag of blue
What are you gonna do?
We need a rescue

Sifting the bad ones out
Winnowing chaff no doubt
Idea's got major clout

Me as a citizen
Oh how do I begin
My love of Wisconsin