Song Description
A funny story song with a happy ending.
| Song Length |
2:58 |
Genre |
Country - General, Country - Cowboy |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Congenial |
Subject |
Comedy, Funny |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
A nervous young cowboy, he stood at the gate
Walked up to the door to pick up his blind date
He cleared his throat and he started to knock
He wasn't prepared for that horrible shock
Her hair was done up in the shape of a duck
Her face looked like it had been hit by a truck
Her stomach protruded, her chest was caved in
And beads of saliva rolled down off her chin
Chorus
And he said...
I might as well take her, she's all I can get
Though she's got a body I'd rather forget
She looks like the wicked witch when she got wet
I might as well take her, she's all I can get
She looked at him standing out there in the hall
She wanted to go hit her head on the wall
His hair was so greasy it shone like a dish
And shaking his hand was like shaking a fish
His feet were humongous, he had knobby knees
And stuck to his teeth was a big piece of cheese
His breath smelled like Listerine, garlic, and foam
He looked like 'E.T.' before he phoned home
Chorus
And she said...
Strange things can happen when finding a mate
They had a good time going out on that date
'Cause after the movie they went out to park
And looks just don't matter when you're in the dark
Chorus
And they said...
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