Song Description
A funny party song.
| Song Length |
2:30 |
Genre |
Country - General |
| Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Cheerful |
| Subject |
Comedy, Funny, Party |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Saturday night and I'd had a few too many
Elephants were pink
I saw me by the jukebox so I wandered over
Said "Son can I buy me a drink?"
Gee it's good to see me, how long has it been?
So glad I came down off the shelf
'Cause friends like me ought to stick together
So here's to me and myself
Chorus
I'm schizophrenic, so am I
How do I do?
Beer in my left hand, beer in my right
I'm schizophrenic, me too
I tried to call me but my line's always busy
How can I make any plans?
And that girl I've been lovin,' I love her too
I got me a fight on my hands
Chorus
Bridge
There's two cigarettes in the ashtray
And only one of me coughs
I ordered a round for the both of me
And the bartender's cutting me off
Chorus