Story Behind The Song
Our son (age 18) has been told he has a 'six pack' stomach. My wife says not to fret because ... I've got a 'keg'! Not reflective of my personal values, but meant to be a fun song with an easy to remember hook.
Song Description
Upbeat, humorous country song with a memorable hook. Older man singing to a girl about what type of guy the girl apparently wants and what she really needs.
| Song Length |
3:25 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk, Country - Traditional |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Sociable, Content |
Subject |
Searching for Love, General |
| Similar Artists |
Kenny Rogers, The Charlie Daniels Band |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
I?ve Got a Keg
Anyone can see through your purty girl smile that you?ve got a wondering eye
You?re sneaking a peak at every young buck tonight while pretending you?re a little bit shy
It?s time you checked out an experienced man though I?m not one to beg
Baby he may have a six pack, but I?ve got a keg
It?s not easy staying in shape; it took me years to form this physique
With Jose Quervo, southern fried cookin?, Budweiser eight days a week
A trip to the gym and a low carb diet never kept my beer gut fed
Baby he may have a six pack, but I?ve got a keg
Chorus:
Now that cowboy?s lookin? for a one night stand
He?s gonna love you and leave you tonight
But when you snuggle up close with a Teddy Bear
He?s gonna love you for the rest of your life
I?m not braggin?, as a matter of fact
This could lead to a honeymoon bed
Baby he may have a six pack, but I?ve got a keg
I may not be the man of your dreams or your fantasy night of romance
But I learned long ago you can?t please a woman just trying to get into her pants
So listen up girl here?s some words of wisdom that never entered your purty head
Baby he may have a six pack, but one day he?ll have a keg.
Chorus + repeat last line
Words and music by Wesley L. Bruce
Copyright 2005