I Miss My Dog

Well I'm sitting in this airport all alone tonight Not much to do but read old magazines I have to spend the night Cause my plane is in the fog I should miss my family But I miss my dog Well he never complains about that boring food I give him He don't say much when things are going wrong I know it don't seem right As I'm sittin' here tonight I should miss my family But I miss my dog He is homely as a tree stump and his ears are long and gray And his hair is on my furniture to stay With paws like frying pans His breath can kill a man But he's the reason I am here today So I know it don't seem right As I'm sittin' here tonight I should miss my family But I miss my dog An Old man came up to me As my tears were flowing down Said "Son, do you miss your one and only?' Sir you don't understand I don't miss woman, child or man The fact is I miss my old hound So I know it don't seem right As I'm sittin' here tonight I should miss my family But I miss my dog That's how this song must end As an ode to man's best friend I should miss my family But I miss my dog