Itchy Boy Bong was christened Itchy Boy after St.Itchy Boy the patron saint of psorisis. His parents bestowed the moniker as revenge for the complete depletion of their 401k plan and surmised that poverty and a weird name would "make him tough in a cruel and detached world". It worked. (We should also mention his brother Bobo the Monkey Boy) It also afforded him a strange and off-centered sense of humor. Which to this day leaves most people groaning and running. The majority of Itchy Boy Bong's time is spent in the attic of his mind writing amusing, skewed songs about luck, love and life. And the continuing conquest of the perfect hand cut dovetail joint.

Itchy Boy Bong

Itchy Boy Bong was christened Itchy Boy after St.Itchy Boy the patron saint of psorisis. His parents bestowed the moniker as revenge for the complete depletion of their 401k plan and surmised that poverty and a weird name would "make him tough in a cruel and detached world". It worked. (We should also mention his brother Bobo the Monkey Boy) It also afforded him a strange and off-centered sense of humor. Which to this day leaves most people groaning and running. The majority of Itchy Boy Bong's time is spent in the attic of his mind writing amusing, skewed songs about luck, love and life. And the continuing conquest of the perfect hand cut dovetail joint.