Song Description

Funny song about a country boy who wants to find a simple cowboy club but continues to stumble upon highfalutin social joints where he is clearly out of place.

Lyrics

THE COWBOY CLUB

I?m just lookin? for a cowboy club--not a disco dinner house or English Pub
I like those long neck bottles and the sweet two steppers
Where the good old boys get in a good old mood--and the girls all have a good attitude
I?m just lookin? for a cowboy club

Well I was drivin? around just lookin? for fun
I got a four wheel drive I got a rack for my gun
Had my feather in my hat and kinda had a smile on my face
I saw this real fancy place and thought I?d try my luck
There?s a boy out front wanted to park my truck
But I found my own spot and walked on into this place

I just needed a drink cause I was thirsty and dry
There?s a big guy at the door in a suit and a tie
But I walked right by him cause he was the uppity sort
Well I ordered myself a Lone Star beer
And the bartender said ?We don?t serve that here?
So I paid four dollars for somethin? he said was a import

Well I could tell that wasn?t San Antonio brew
But I drank it right down in a swallow or two
And I asked the piano man to play some Moe Bandy or some Willie
He said ?I play for dinner music you?ll find?
So shoot I thought it must be about suppertime
So I asked some old boy in a tuxedo for a bowl of chili

Well people started lookin? at me kinda funny
So I went back to the bar and sat down by this honey
And she looked as expensive as anything I ever had seen
Well it wasn?t too long before she told me she was
And I started thinkin? Lord if push comes to shove
I?d rather get waltzed by a girl in faded blue jeans

So I?m just lookin? for a cowboy club?(Repeat chorus)

I thought me and that bartender might become friends
But when I went back over there to talk to him
He acted like he was concerned about the company he kept
I said son I?ll just ignore your attitude
And you can put me in a pretty good mood
If you?ll just point out the girls here that likes to Texas two-step

He said ?speaking of step I think you?re out of?
Then he laughed at me so I gave him a shove
And he called me a name that I just don?t care to repeat
Well I didn?t mean to but I hit him twice
And that big guy in the suit didn?t think that was nice
So since he out numbered me well here I am in the street

So I?m just lookin? for a cowboy club?(repeat chorus)

Copyright 1999