Song Description

The Dude doesn't know what he'll do if he can't have this particular babe.

Lyrics

V1

I don?t need a beer and I don?t need money.
I don?t need a beer and I don?t need money.
I don?t need a beer and I don?t need money.
But if I had some money, well, a beer might do.
If I can?t have you.


V2

I ain?t talkin? if you ain?t listenin?.
I ain?t talkin? if you ain?t listenin?.
I ain?t talkin? if you ain?t listenin?.
But if your listenin? better listen good.
So I?m understood.


Refrain

If I can?t have you
Well there ain?t nothin? else this old boy can do
Just to sit around and be blue.
If I can?t have you
Maybe I can find someone who looks like you
Take her out to dinner and a movie, too.
Maybe go dancin? get a drink or two,
If I can?t have you.


V3

I don?t eat fat because I?m on a diet.
I don?t eat fat because I?m on a diet.
I don?t eat fat because I?m on a diet.
If I can?t have you then I guess I?ll try it.
Go ahead and fry it!

V4

I haven?t seen you since you borrowed my car.
I haven?t seen you since you took my car.
Haven?t seen you since you stole my car
And now I?m kinda wonderin? where you are?
This has gone too far!


Refrain

If I can?t have you
Well there ain?t nothin? else this old boy can do
Just to sit around and be blue.
If I can?t have you
Maybe I can find someone who looks like you
Take her out to dinner and a movie, too.
Maybe go dancin? get a drink or two,
If I can?t have you.
If I can?t have you
Well maybe there?s something this old boy can do
Go down to the beach and have a bar-b-que.
Maybe find some place that serves cheese fondue,
I?ll go find some place and do the hoochie-coo.
Now I?m loving you?
Etc.