Story Behind The Song

Man tries to pot from Hawaiian Hot Mollie, a sexy undercover officer. She arrests him, he runs, hilarity ensues.

Song Description

Man tries to pot from Hawaiian Hot Mollie, a sexy undercover officer. She arrests him, he runs, hilarity ensues.

Lyrics

Hawaiian Hot Mollie
Written by Mike McHugh

Key in the ignition and I'm ready to go
a little uneasy for that girl to show
waiting all night in the parking lot
for Hawaiian Hot Mollie and a pound of pot
I was listening to the rain falling on the roof, wondering if she had to take an alternate route
I called her cell voicemail was full, tried it again but it still was full
so I decided it was time, enough is enough
I turned the ignition then in pulled her truck
Nissan pickup with a camper shell, anti-war stickers and a Grateful Dead skull
she was two hours late but calm as a dime
I looked in her eyes and she looked in mine
she blinked and she winked nodding to the left
on the front cab fl oor was a brick of stuff
I was dry for days, there it was,
I had a lighter in my pocket and a bowl in the glove
I handed her the money and I grabbed the weed
thanked her so kindly and I tried to leave
but out from all directions came lights and sounds
Mollie pulled a gun and said get on the ground
I lamented to myself on this night I'd get shot
Hawaiian Hot Mollie is a fuckin cop
I thought she wanted me
I was as blind as I could see
I know some day when I'm done with the fi nes and the community service time
I will make her mine
I could not believe it, I asked her why
and wasn't this entrapment I was about the cry
what hurt me the most is that I had a crush on Hawaiian Hot Mollie as she put me in cuffs
I couldn't really handle it, I couldn't take the pain
so I slipped from her grip and I dashed through the rain
my hands were bound but my feet moved fast
the other cops chased me through the uncut grass
I made it to a neighborhood and skipped a fence
tripped on my face at the courtyard's end
tried to catch my bearings as I looked up
at Hawaiian Hot Mollie and the barrell of a gun
I tried to kick it away but the girl moved fast
she swung the gun back and shot me in the calf
I fell to the ground and knew I was done when I looked up again at six more guns
the moral of this story is
beware who you trust
business is business and lust is lust
it's hard to believe all the pain that I got from Hawaiian Hot Mollie and a pound of pot
I thought she wanted me
I was as blind as I could see
I know some day when I'm done with the fi nes and the community service time
I will make her mine