Lyrics

i had a dream i was the homecoming queen
a buxom beauty, a king-sized queen if you know what i mean
i was dating the captain of the football team
he had a cannon for an arm
a real machine, i think he was brady quinn

to all you losers who called me a cow
try and wrap your arms around me now

cuz i'm the big girl on campus
woofin' it down at the dining hall like a big pink hippopotamus
i'm the big girl on campus
parading around in a push-up bra and a great big pair of panties
i'm the big girl on campus
i'll funnel a beer, stick my tongue in your ear but i never touch the cannabis
i'm the big girl on campus
i'm round and cuddly, it was never my fault, i have an overactive hypothalamus
i'm the big girl on campus
i'm big round the hips, i love fish and chips, but i steer clear of the halibut
cuz i'm the big girl on campus