Lyrics

there's black ice on the ground
disgruntled uncle's back in town
crazy carolers singing kept you up all night
there's a chill up in the air
but the weather just can't compare
with your icy hearted mortgage company

so sing yourswlf a christmas song
there's nothing wrong with christmas songs
don't they always brighten up your day

the lights are tangled in
a blinking ball much to your chagrin
the fire chief came and took your tree away
you had too much you think
of them umbrella drinks
at the office shindig where you lost your pants

chorus

fa la la la la la

you just got off the phone
with an insurance company clone
seems a reindeer-damaged roof's an act of god

chorus