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She went on vacation in the middle of the trip
Our little outing didn?t go very well
I read the note she left but it did not make sense
Except the part that said so long you are the reason that I?m gone

She left me stranded with no ride of my
I had to hitchhike all the way home

How sad is that (poor baby)
How sad is that
How sad is that (poor baby)
How sad is that
How sad is that

It rained all weekend and then they closed the beach
Some tanker spilled its oil on shore
We played some board games until she just got bored
I guess I should have let her win I won't make that mistake again

She said she thought I should lose weight
Made me eat tofu three meals a day

How sad is that (poor baby)
How sad is that
How sad is that (poor baby)
How sad is that
How sad is that

I don?t know what I saw in her
I have a notion but I am not sure
I?m going to file against her for a small claim
As soon as I get over my shame

How sad is that (poor baby)
How sad is that
How sad is that (poor baby)
How sad is that
How sad is that

How sad is that (poor baby)
How sad is that
How sad is that (poor baby)
How sad is that
How sad is that
How sad
How sad
How sad is that