Lyrics

Up Yours
Jack Turner ©2005

If you're 50 years or older
Then you're a lucky guy
Or girl as the case may be
If you're 50 years or older
Then you qualify
For your first Colonoscopy
Can you say Colonoscopy

(Can you say)Up yours
They're gonna shine a little light
Up yours
They're gonna shine it right
Up yours
And take some pictures too
You can see it on TV
It?s your first Colonoscopy

It's not as much fun
As a night on the town
Or winning the Lottery
It's not your perfect day
It's not Paris France
But it sure beats surgery

Up yours
They're gonna shine a little light
Up yours
They're gonna shine it right
Up yours
And take some pictures too
You can see it on TV
It?s your first Colonoscopy

Yes they're gonna touch you
Where the sun don't shine
Illuminate the orifice
From behind
And yes they're gonna see all there is to see
It?s your first Colonoscopy

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